I'll keep this brief.

If you have nothing to do at 3:00 tomorrow and want to see me try to read, nervously, from my book, please join me and the handful of others, who may or may not be waving sticks with giant Mariska Hargitay heads glued onto them. In return, I may or may not sneeze on them.

For a brief sample, please check out the September 2008 issue of Brevity, where I have a piece called "Three Bites." I also have a little ditty on the Brevity Blog.

It's important to, you know, get out there.